Two-prong attack

According to the Treaty of Versailles Bak Sai (eye-shit), Joel and I have agreed to launch a coordinated invasion against guys who:
1. don skinny jeans
2. wear suspenders
3. spot scarves around their necks.

Skinny jeans are totally unacceptable for guys because of the simple fact that WE HAVE BALLS! Seriously, what's with the obsession of having toothpick-like skinny legs (note: that equals no butt) and have some denim wrapped so tightly around your genitals? I mean unless *ahem* you have *ahem* small *ahem* lah! Girls look gorgeous with skinnys because it makes them look slimmer and taller. But why do we need such a look? I think for guys, if you want a more fitting look, get a nice pair of slim cut jeans instead lah. Skinnys are absolutely redundant.

And then we have the case of suspenders. I'm not against it as a fashion accessory but the problem with Singapore makes the generic use of suspenders gross! You see, Singapore is one huge effective factory where everyone of us are constantly on the production line. And because we have all the lan jiao ISOs, the People Developer award lah, the Singapore Innovation class lah, the Singapore quality class lah and all the other kind of warh-kouhs, everybody is be made the same, all at the same time. So for suspenders, people who wear it as a fashion accessory will be spared for my wrath but those try to make it fashionable while looking a tad bit fat, i suggest you go jogging. Just like skinny jeans, suspenders are not for everybody. Once again, girls are okay because the two "lines" on the front would help to outline their bust, making the bust line even more obvious.

Lastly, scarves... Singapore, scarves, tropical island sitting on the equator, scarves, sweaty necks, scarves... Well, you get the idea. Scarves has always been associated with the weather, be it the blizzard coldness of the North or the scorching heat of the deserts. As such, scarves and Singapore definitely don't go. There's no blistering cold nor sandstorm to protect yourself from. And yes, you're not a cowboy either. So please, keep your scarves in your pocket. I think they make better handkerchiefs instead.

With that, your honor, I rest my case.