Okay. Bitching time.
Uncle... Why you never use your fucking brain? Do you not know that Cantonese isn't exactly my thing? Is your EQ the same as your shoe size? Look, I'm not jealous or selfish, like nobody can come with us to catch a show. But why the fuck are you so selfish? Yes, I'm a guy but that doesn't necessary mean I like to watch bimbo-tic girls fighting on the big screen, especially not when the movie is made after yet another fighting game. When I need porno, I can download. But I don't need to see boobies every single fucking second of my life get it? DOA... Argh. No fucking storyline, no character build-up, no interesting shots. Please lah. Not even the fighting moves were impressive and honestly, NONE of the girls were chio lah. Why? See...
Ah... THIS is what I call chio. Not some bunch of dumb bimbo girls. What's wrong with you engineers man? ALL of you got fucking low EQ. And please uncle, go brush your teeth. Seriously, nobody ever tell you that your mouth stink meh? You think lah, why she'd keep giving you mints? If I have, I would just throw the entire packet in your fucking lah.
Argh. I'm so glad you're not Singaporean. Arh boh we'd have another one that throws our face. I mean one that "boh ji" to fight and had to pay $500 to settle is enough man. Horrible horrible horrible.
Argh. Engineers... *Smacks forehead*
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buy him a bottle of listerine for his birthday?
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